Revenge of the Blog
Hey guys sorry so long in coming with the update but life has been both uninspiring, busy, hectic, slow and down right boring at times but all at once. Oh well "case of rum, case of rum" I always say. One thing I do remember happening since last time I posted was running into an old friend of mine Geoff he's one of those blasts from the past you never expect to hear from again because they are just those type of people that pop in and out at random. Well after about 5 years he popped back in and at The Edge with Paul Mr. Superpsychofreakysexy) no less. I had to take a step back a bit with that one and only because when last I knew Geoff Ryan and I were still in friendship/relationship limbo hell. So to see him hanging out with Paul who we've known from My Place where Ryan and I have been less than saintly at it was just a funny feeling having those two points in my life intersecting.
Rereading my last entry I have no idea in what order these events took place but I'll try my best to keep them in order. I believe the weekend after we ran into Geoff we ran into him yet again working at a local store in the Castro, after he got off of work we took him to underground which was having it's first Hip-Hop night and I guess everything was cool and was going pretty well and even after Gerren brought a certain someone who shall remane nameless but it rhymes with Bob(so that's what I'll call him) so Gerren and Bob come in and even at the very beginning everything was fine and then I guess I had one just one more too many cause this is where the night gets fuzzy to non existent. Now for circumstances that I wont go into this may be Bob's last weekend of freedom and I guess he decided to go all out cause my ass was 3 stops past drunk by 7pm and I know it was later than that and I looked at him and thought damn he's actin a fool. That of course didn't stop me from yelling at some unsuspecting Go Go(hell no) dancer that looked like a cross between Urkel and Carleton Banks in a silky silky ice blue thong, and maybe I thought I was doing a service by yelling at him "GREASY,GREASY" I believe I was especially since I was told I went up to him and said "You must be cold" See even the bitchiest of bitches has a heart. We'll miss him. I digress, onto Bob and doing the most. Once Underground closed we all went to Derricks house all of us being Ryan, Geoff and I in one car and Mikey,Gerren and Bob in another. I do remember at one point trying to lose them in Derricks parking lot but the crafty fellows found us. Actually we just didn't want Bob around Gerren and Mikey just happened to be in the wrong car with the wrong person. At this point all I remember happening was people started getting annoyed with Bob cause the dumb ass was talkin big for his little miss britches. I tell this to all my middle to upper class white brothers a couple days/months in county does not a thug make. Stop watching those OZ DVDs you ain't gonna shank no one. That was actually about the time when I checked out though.
The following weekends have resulted into a lot of old friend run ins that have somehow turned into some sexcapade for Ryan and I 2 weeks ago we went to The Lonestar and ran into a lesbian friend of our Jaime and her two co-workers who (I forget their names) were pretty cool once I got past the white guys Latino weakness. Just a shout out to all you white guys with race "weaknesses" it's not OK and it sure as hell ain't cute to overstate the fact that you have a weakness cause most of us on the earth tones color wheel aren't impressed or turned on by it. That being said he redeemed himself by buying me drinks and shutting up about it. so Ryan and I made out with him.
Next weekend is Memorial Day Weekend in Guerneville which I am wholeheartedly looking forward to,it been a long time coming. 3 days of rest and relaxin in the sun drink in hand dick in the other. Although Guerneville is so much more than drinking and sex it seems you can't put that many gay men in a small town and not have nudity,drinking and sex. Fun should be had by all.
I have seen Star Wars Revenge of the Sith twice now and I must say that as one of the only people in my generation not raised with the characters and the lore it's been fun living vicariously through Ryan seeing his excitement over it the huge smile that sprawled across his face once the Cheesy title screen came on was priceless and something I will cherish forever. I don't care what anyone says i will defend the Ewoks till I'm old and grey. I just had to put that there, I won't go into a review of the movie cause you've either seen it or haven't if you haven't my review probably won't make much of a difference. I loved it for me it rivaled the previous movies and not because I hated the first two prequels and my expectations are low but I think this movie could be put up there with the first ones and hold it's own as a contender for best Star Wars movie, aside from Natalie Portmans fabulous gowns(thanks Derrick). and how delicious was Hayden Christensen as a tortured future galactic bad ass Darth Vader he delivered in ways that made me horny for that white boy he should do evil more often.
and on a final note I thought I'd post something I read at Lady Bunny's Blog a few weeks ago but I thought it bares repeating. Enjoy...
Dear Mr President And All The Rest of You Religious Nuts
(From the Web)
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. I have learned a great deal from you and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them:
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not to Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense
4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev.1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath Exodus 35:2 clearly states that he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
6. A friend of mine feels that, even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homo sexuality. I don't agree.
Can you settle this? Are there "degrees" of abomination?
7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27 How should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Leviticus 24:10- 16)? Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws (Lev. 20:14)?
I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
posted by Moonsault1814 | 3:20 PM
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